September 17 2014, 4pm


isodelphox:

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September 17 2014, 3pm


I’m not Tumblr famous.


  • Getting asks isn’t a regular thing, I still smile when I see Messages (1).
  • People don’t reblog me ASAP. Sure, I get reblogged 20 or 30 notes, if I’m lucky.
  • I don’t get asked for pictures of me.
  • People don’t ask me for requests.
  • I don’t have a lot to offer.
  • most of my blog is 99.9% reblogs
  • i LOVE every little follower of mine 

(Source: spongebobbryar)


September 17 2014, 3pm


imboredletsgohome:

joyouschaos:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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What the hell just happened? 

Russia sent nudes


September 17 2014, 3pm


salt-221b-and-the-tardis:

runningfromassbutts:

donna-and-her-spaceman:

consultinghobbits:

imagineyourotp:

Imagine your OTP getting really confused while trying to build IKEA furniture. 

John: “Sherlock, just hand me the instructions.”

Sherlock: “THE INSTRUCTIONS ARE WRONG JOHN”

“Doctor, just sonic it!”

“I told you before, Rose, it doesn’t do wood!”

‘damn it cas we can fix this!’

‘deAN IT’S NOT BROKEN’

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September 17 2014, 3pm


akahshi:

GET TO KNOW ME

2/3 Anime Sceneries ➵ Sword Art Online


September 17 2014, 3pm


dramasbomin:

redboxed:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies

Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.

And to be honest it was a little bit frightening.


September 17 2014, 2pm


mods are asleep post fat beagle


shrekyourself:

lntruding:

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people actually use 4chan lingo on tumblr that doesn’t make sense when written anywhere else other than 4chan

people are actually reblogging this because they think it’s funny

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September 17 2014, 11am


SEND ME POKEMON


  • Luvdisc: I love your blog
  • Alomomola: I love you platonically
  • Jynx: I love you romantically
  • Smoochum: I want to kiss you
  • Swablu: I want to hug you
  • Nidoqueen: I want to date you
  • Nidoking: I want to battle you
  • Ninetales: You’re beautiful
  • Wooper: You make me smile
  • Alakazam: You’re really smart
  • Plusle: You’re an amazing friend
  • Minun: I wish I was your friend
  • Lopunny: You’re sexy
  • Scolipede: I don't like you
  • Smeargle: I love your art
  • Unown: I love your writing
  • Meloetta: I love your music
  • Cubchoo: You’re gross
  • Swirlix: You’re really sweet
  • Eevee: You’re one of my favourite people
  • Sylveon: You’re my best friend
  • Arceus: I worship you
  • Togekiss: I think you’re a great optimist
  • Phantump: I think you’re a great pessimist
  • Pichu: You’re really cute
  • Shaymin: I am grateful to know you
  • Metagross: I want to get to know you more
  • Dwebble: I wish I could talk to you but am too shy
  • Darkrai: You’re my worst nightmare
  • Exploud: You scare me
  • Bibarel: You’re silly
  • Audino: You make me blush
  • Absol: Your blog is a disaster
  • Slowking: You’re wise
  • Zoroark: You should post more pictures of yourself
  • Porygon: You should post more

September 17 2014, 11am


  • Satan: [appears]
  • Satan: You can have anything you wan--
  • Me: LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What?
  • Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What the--?
  • Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
  • Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
  • Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.